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Missing Husband Report

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A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

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Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?

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Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes?

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Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair?

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Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearin?g

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Lady: suit/casuals I don�t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

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Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together�. And the lady started crying�..

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From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:04 am
Subject: Veena Malik's Sexy Holi Bash

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Veena Malik's Sexy Holi Bash

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Pakistani actress Veena Malik played Holi for the first time in India on the sets of her film, Daal Me Kuch Kaala Hai, at B R Studios, Juhu, a suburb in Mumbai.

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#13348

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:05 am
Subject: Pet Giraffe from South Africa (10 images)

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Pet Giraffe from South Africa (10 images)

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This is Fenne. It was a pet giraffe for McRae family from South Africa.

Fenne lived at their house almost since its birth, when one of McRae sons found the abandoned and dehydrated animal during the safari and took it home.

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#13349

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:05 am
Subject: Reasons, why you should drink Water

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Reasons, why you should drink Water

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But I bet if you know WHY it is essential to drink water, you might reconsider your habbit. So let's go and find out these reasons!

1. Your blood is over 80 percent water and needs water to make healthy new blood cells.

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#13350

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:23 am
Subject: Mom - A Wonderful PPS (must see...)

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Mom - A Wonderful PPS

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#13351

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:24 am
Subject: Supermodels without makeup (30 images)

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Supermodels without makeup (30 images)

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Supermodels are held up as the ideal when it comes to beauty, but most of them wear a lot of makeup to appear flawless.

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#13352

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:25 am
Subject: Mechanic vs Doctor

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Mechanic vs Doctor

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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, �Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?�The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, �So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix �em, put �em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?�

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic.

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�Try doing it with the engine running.�

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#13353

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Subject: Now you can start earning a real income from home and enjoy the benefits

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#13354

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:39 am
Subject: Happiest day of your life

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Happiest day of your life

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"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life."

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"But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested his nephew.

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"I know," replied the uncle. "That's exactly what I mean."

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#13355

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:40 am
Subject: Maria Sharapova - Practice Session for Sony Ericsson Open - Mar. 21, 2012

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#13356

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:42 am
Subject: Clouds and Grass HD Wallpaper (1280 x 800)

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Clouds and Grass HD Wallpaper (1280 x 800)

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#13357

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:13 am
Subject: Me and My Boss

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�Me and My Boss

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When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

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When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

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When I do something without being told,
I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

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When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

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When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

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When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

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When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

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When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an
interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's
overworked

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When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

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#13358

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:14 am
Subject: What if women lived like Beyonce (video)

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What if women lived like Beyonce

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If women lived like Beyonce: There would be a whole lot more pressure to perform at the grocery store.

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#13359

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:15 am
Subject: Typing Lol

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Typing Lol

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#13360

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:24 am
Subject: Suresh Raina amazing catch against Pakistan

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Suresh Raina amazing catch against Pakistan

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Suresh Raina has taken lot of blinders for India but the catch which he took in the match against Pakistan on 18th March 2012 surely is one of the most amazing catches you would have ever seen.

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#13361

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:26 am
Subject: Magic Elevator (PPS)

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#13362

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:27 am
Subject: Men will be Men

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Men will be Men

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2) Girls when they try to ignore boys (funny image)

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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, �Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn�t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!�

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The room really got quiet.

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Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

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�Yes?� replied the teacher.

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�Is it all right if she carries my golf bag while we walk?�

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#13363

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:48 am
Subject: What generally happens when you ask for a webcam chat

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What generally happens when you ask for a webcam chat

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From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:49 am
Subject: Smart Wife

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Smart Wife

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My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.

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One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, �You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel.�

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Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, �Yes, darling, I know. That�s why I married a college graduate.�

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From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:51 am
Subject: Hilarious Teacher's Replies

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#13366

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:32 am
Subject: Do you know ?

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Do you know ?

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TIP is the acronym for "To Insure Promptness."
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Carrots have zero fat content.
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Apples, onions, and potatoes all have the same taste? Try the test: Pinch your nose and take a bite out of each.
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Name of the Arctic (north pole) means bear in Greek (Arktos), and indeed there's only polar bear at north pole.
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In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In Africa, someone dies of AIDS every 10 minutes.
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Apple is made of 25% air, that is why they float.
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Kopi Luwak is the most expensive coffee in the world, Kopi Luwak are coffee beans that come from Civet (a cat sized mammal) poo.
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Long Island, NY is shaped like a fish.
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President Bush and Saddam Hussein both have their shoes made by the same Italian shoemaker!
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In the movie 'The Wizard Of Oz', Toto the dog's salary was $125 a week, while Judy Garland was $500 a week.
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From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:33 am
Subject: Manmohan Singh�s inspiration � Sachin Tendulkar

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Manmohan Singh�s inspiration � Sachin Tendulkar

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The Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has learned a bit from Sachin Tendulkar. Manmohan Singh is 79 years old and he�s exactly doing what guys at his age do, and thats called doing nothing probably. Anyways, check out a funny series of images on what Manmohanji has learned from Sachin Tendulkar after the jump.

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#13368

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:34 am
Subject: Sardar Dekha Nahi, Ki Mazak Shuru

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Sardar Dekha Nahi, Ki Mazak Shuru

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Santa: �Nahi, Helicopter Mein Dikha Sale, Sardar Dekha Nahi, Ki Mazak Shuru�

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#13369

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:42 am
Subject: IPL 2012 Schedule

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IPL 2012 Schedule

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#13370

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:43 am
Subject: Ultimate difference between No.7 and No.10

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Ultimate difference between No.7 and No.10

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#13371

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:44 am
Subject: Take some time out of your busy life....

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Take some time out of your busy life....

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From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Mon Apr 2, 2012 8:23 am
Subject: Bollywood Celebs at Bosco Caesar Party

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Bollywood Celebs at Bosco Caesar Party

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Choreographer duo Bosco-Caesar celebrated their National Award win by throwing a party for their Bollywood friends.

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#13373

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Mon Apr 2, 2012 8:24 am
Subject: Salman Khan speech on Sachin Tendulkar

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Salman Khan speech on Sachin Tendulkar

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Mukesh and Nita Ambani played winsome hosts at their mega-home Antilla on Monday evening, to felicitate Sachin Tendulkar for scoring his 100th hundred in the Asia Cup match against Bangladesh recently. Salman didn�t miss the opportunity to involve SRK into his speech. Let�s see what Salman has to say on Sachin�s great achievement.

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#13374

From: Smita Thakur <silkysmita78@...>
Date: Mon Apr 2, 2012 8:26 am
Subject: Hilarious Pictures with Double Meaning

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Hilarious Pictures with Double Meaning

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From: "skoogff" <skoogff@...>
Date: Mon Apr 2, 2012 11:40 am
Subject: You've got a private message!

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